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Today, my mother believes I am the byproduct of her illustrious affair with Richard Nixon.
“Gwendolyn!” She calls from the living room, a newscaster voice behind her. “Your father is on TV! Come see, oh, he’s so handsome!”
I groan from the kitchen, trying to consume my breakfast banana in peace. “Mom, I’m eating.” I call back.
She barges in, grabs my arm, and takes me into the living room anyway. Once close enough to the TV, she abandons me to caress the television screen where Richard Nixon is speaking.
“Look at that face!” She’s half yelling. “You look just like him!”
Richard Nixon looks like a pig, but I don’t tell her that. I also don’t point out that I look nothing like him. I’m not sure why my mother has various fits of psychotic senselessness, but I do know that her wealthy, Orthodox parents tried to get her exorcised several times. And put her in institutions. I’m not sure how those worked out, but I think she was better when my dad was around.
Too bad he probably died.
“Sure, mom, he’s real cute.” I finish my banana and walk to the kitchen, throwing it in the trash.
She flits around the TV like a butterfly, swooning and catcalling the president, but pauses when I get near the door.
“I’m going out today,” I say. As if I’m ever home for long.
“In THAT?” She dashes over, grabbing at the hem of my loosely fitted peasant top. She glares down.
“Oh, sweetie,” she croons. “Did you lose your bra again?”
“Oh, yeah,” I reply with faint absentmindedness. “They’re so hard to keep in one place. I’m beginning to like not wearing them, isn’t that funky?”
Without warning, she takes an ample squeeze of both my breasts. She laughs as I push her away, hiking my shirt back up.
“With knockers like those, you could be one’a them dancers!” she spins away, beginning to gyrate her hips in what she thinks is a seductive way in the center of the living room. “That’s how ol’ Nikie and I met,”
As the door shuts behind me, she yells, “I was hot too, once! Real groovy!”
-
As soon as I get to Russell’s, we’re smoking.
“How’s koo-koo city?” He asks, taking a hit.
“Not too shabby, though I got groped again this morning,” I reply as he passes it to me. I take a long, much needed drag. “And she’s convinced I’m the love child between her and Nixon.”
Russell laughs. “If I got as much action from you as she did, I’d be in heaven.”
“Whatever. You?”
He sighs. “My girl’s still in prison. I’m peachy.”
A long moment passes. Sandra, Russell’s long-time girlfriend, got arrested in a protest against Vietnam months ago. We were all there, but she got separated from us when the cops showed up—we watched them take her away. He’s never been the same since.
I can’t find anything to say, so I don’t.
We pass a joint back and forth awhile, not speaking. Eventually, he says: “Hear the news?”
I look up from a daze. “What news?”
“As of yesterday, we can vote!” He smirks, handing me this morning’s newspaper. Though the top screams of the current death toll in Vietnam, there’s a smaller headline below that reads:
26TH AMENDMENT CERTIFIED BY NIXON—VOTING AGE LOWERED TO 18
“Right on!” I laugh, throwing my head back. “Now we can vote him out of office!”
My friend’s in jail for protesting a stupid war that my real dad died in, which effectively made my mom even more of a psychopath than she already was, but hell, I can vote. Yay.
Thanks, pigdad, I think to myself. You always know just what I need.
“Gwendolyn!” She calls from the living room, a newscaster voice behind her. “Your father is on TV! Come see, oh, he’s so handsome!”
I groan from the kitchen, trying to consume my breakfast banana in peace. “Mom, I’m eating.” I call back.
She barges in, grabs my arm, and takes me into the living room anyway. Once close enough to the TV, she abandons me to caress the television screen where Richard Nixon is speaking.
“Look at that face!” She’s half yelling. “You look just like him!”
Richard Nixon looks like a pig, but I don’t tell her that. I also don’t point out that I look nothing like him. I’m not sure why my mother has various fits of psychotic senselessness, but I do know that her wealthy, Orthodox parents tried to get her exorcised several times. And put her in institutions. I’m not sure how those worked out, but I think she was better when my dad was around.
Too bad he probably died.
“Sure, mom, he’s real cute.” I finish my banana and walk to the kitchen, throwing it in the trash.
She flits around the TV like a butterfly, swooning and catcalling the president, but pauses when I get near the door.
“I’m going out today,” I say. As if I’m ever home for long.
“In THAT?” She dashes over, grabbing at the hem of my loosely fitted peasant top. She glares down.
“Oh, sweetie,” she croons. “Did you lose your bra again?”
“Oh, yeah,” I reply with faint absentmindedness. “They’re so hard to keep in one place. I’m beginning to like not wearing them, isn’t that funky?”
Without warning, she takes an ample squeeze of both my breasts. She laughs as I push her away, hiking my shirt back up.
“With knockers like those, you could be one’a them dancers!” she spins away, beginning to gyrate her hips in what she thinks is a seductive way in the center of the living room. “That’s how ol’ Nikie and I met,”
As the door shuts behind me, she yells, “I was hot too, once! Real groovy!”
-
As soon as I get to Russell’s, we’re smoking.
“How’s koo-koo city?” He asks, taking a hit.
“Not too shabby, though I got groped again this morning,” I reply as he passes it to me. I take a long, much needed drag. “And she’s convinced I’m the love child between her and Nixon.”
Russell laughs. “If I got as much action from you as she did, I’d be in heaven.”
“Whatever. You?”
He sighs. “My girl’s still in prison. I’m peachy.”
A long moment passes. Sandra, Russell’s long-time girlfriend, got arrested in a protest against Vietnam months ago. We were all there, but she got separated from us when the cops showed up—we watched them take her away. He’s never been the same since.
I can’t find anything to say, so I don’t.
We pass a joint back and forth awhile, not speaking. Eventually, he says: “Hear the news?”
I look up from a daze. “What news?”
“As of yesterday, we can vote!” He smirks, handing me this morning’s newspaper. Though the top screams of the current death toll in Vietnam, there’s a smaller headline below that reads:
26TH AMENDMENT CERTIFIED BY NIXON—VOTING AGE LOWERED TO 18
“Right on!” I laugh, throwing my head back. “Now we can vote him out of office!”
My friend’s in jail for protesting a stupid war that my real dad died in, which effectively made my mom even more of a psychopath than she already was, but hell, I can vote. Yay.
Thanks, pigdad, I think to myself. You always know just what I need.
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I have a friend who's kind of obsessed with Richard Nixon. I based the mom off her.
FFM #5, Challenge: You are tasked with writing a piece of historical fiction. For the purposes of the challenge, we are defining historical fiction as anything set more than 25 years ago, so it's time to party like it's 1989 (or earlier)! If you want to take your piece down a sci-fi/fantasy alternate history route, that's fine too, as long as it's obvious in which time period your piece is set, and that time period is more than 25 years ago.
FFM #5, Challenge: You are tasked with writing a piece of historical fiction. For the purposes of the challenge, we are defining historical fiction as anything set more than 25 years ago, so it's time to party like it's 1989 (or earlier)! If you want to take your piece down a sci-fi/fantasy alternate history route, that's fine too, as long as it's obvious in which time period your piece is set, and that time period is more than 25 years ago.
- 1971 – Right to vote: The Twenty-sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution, lowering the voting age from 21 to 18 years, is formally certified by President Richard Nixon.
I've never written historical fiction and I don't know how I feel about this
But it was definitely a challenge!
Also: that first sentence? Not gonna lie, one of my proudest.
Word count: 627
But it was definitely a challenge!
Also: that first sentence? Not gonna lie, one of my proudest.
Word count: 627
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Interesting stuff! In the post-1973 world, we've been so conditioned to view Nixon as somewhere between Merely Villainous and Downright Evil, so it's curious to see a story where someone (even a crazy person) is in love with him.
Nixon has inspired a lot of interesting fiction. From the movie "Dick" starring Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams, to a one-man play ("Secret Honor", later filmed by Robert Altman) to a full-length novel ("Watergate") by Thomas Mallon. And many other works besides those.
A strange bird, he was.
Nixon has inspired a lot of interesting fiction. From the movie "Dick" starring Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams, to a one-man play ("Secret Honor", later filmed by Robert Altman) to a full-length novel ("Watergate") by Thomas Mallon. And many other works besides those.
A strange bird, he was.